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Top 10 Reasons Why Dallas Sucks

10) They took Harold Carmichael

9) Dallas fans are the WORST fair weather fans ever. Where were you last year when they sucked. The fans don't show up at their own stadium unless the team is winning.

8) Their stadium roof has a hole in it, but it is not nearly as big as the one in their defense.

7) What happened Emmit? Got stuffed twice, once on 3rd and 1, and stuffed once more on 4th and 1! (Both in a row!)

6) America's team? Let's face it, America hates you!

5) What's with the star for a logo? YOU HAVE NO STARS!

4) Parcells is nothing but a can of rotten tuna

3) The best part of their team is the cheerleaders!

2) The name Cowboys suits them, because you guys round up so many losses

1) They are from Dallas!!!

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