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Hilarious Dallas Sucks Jokes

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Q: Why couldn't Troy Hambrick get into his driveway?

A: They painted an end zone on it!

Q: What do you get when you line up thirty cowboys ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a good player in dallas?

A: A tourist.

Q: Why do people from Dallas go to Texas Stadium when there is a Tornado Warning?

A: Because there are no touchdowns there!

Q: Why doesn't Deion Sanders ever skydive?

A: What good is a parachute if you can't count to 10!

Q: Why are the Cowboys all buying microscopes?

A: It's the only way they can still see their Superbowl chances.

Q: If you are in a room with Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, and Troy Aikman with a gun and two bullets, who do you shoot???

A: Aikman, twice.

Q: Why did Emmit Smith get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How did the Cowboy fan break his arm raking the leaves?

A: He fell out of the tree.

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