Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
Q: Why couldn't Troy Hambrick get into his driveway?
A: They painted an end zone on it!
Q: What do you get when you line up thirty cowboys ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a good player in dallas?
A: A tourist.
Q: Why do people from Dallas go to Texas Stadium when there is a Tornado Warning?
A: Because there are no touchdowns there!
Q: Why doesn't Deion Sanders ever skydive?
A: What good is a parachute if you can't count to 10!
Q: Why are the Cowboys all buying microscopes?
A: It's the only way they can still see their Superbowl chances.
Q: If you are in a room with Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, and Troy Aikman with a gun and two bullets, who do you shoot???
A: Aikman, twice.
Q: Why did Emmit Smith get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How did the Cowboy fan break his arm raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
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